Monday, July 26, 2010

R&R: A Love Story

Once upon a time there was a beautiful puppy born into a litter with six boys and two girls. This puppy was one of those girls, and her mommy named her 'Girl #2."


Girl #2 was small and fluffy with a tinge of red to her fur. She lived with her brothers and sister for a few weeks and played in a pen and in a wonderful sunny back yard.
When she was big and healthy enough, a stunningly gorgeous girl and her hansome husband adopted her and promised to give Girl #2 a lovely home with and an even sunnier back yard!
They took her home to their warm and cozy house and named her the most beautiful name for a red head that they could think of: Reba McEntire.


The days passed by, and Reba McEntire grew to love her home and her gorgeous new mommy and her handsome new daddy. She was a sweet puppy who loved to lounge on the couch with her mommy and daddy while watching Animal Planet. She grew into a strong, smart girl who learned to fetch, sit, speak, shake, ride in the go-kart, and sing along to all her mommy's favorite Reba McEntire songs.

Her favorite activites were playing in the sunny yard, and swimming in the cool waters.And, of course, just being a wonderful four-legged daughter to her mommy and daddy. Reba McEntire had a truly wonderful life.

Little did she know that her life was about to get even better...


One day, Reba's handsome daddy brought home a large, stocky, fluffy young man named Rascal. He was everything she could ever dream of.


They spent the afternoon chasing each other around the sunny yard and chatting with the dogs on the other side of the fence. They also protected the house against any strangers or stray kittens that might pass by.


In the evening they lounged on the porch in front of a fan and snoozed under the shady tree in the corner of their sunny yard.


It was love at first sight. The first night of his visit they sat on the couch together and kissed on the lips and she put her paw on his face and said, "I love you, Rascal."


He said, "I love you too, Reba McEntire."


They were very happy together and decided to start a family.


...to be continued...


!Ha!


So what about it?!?!!? We have Rascal living at our house in hopes that he and Reba will, in fact, start a family.


So that's the exciting announcement. I had to put a little fairy-tale-soap-opera twist on it. Are you annoyed that it's not something more exciting? hee hee...


Oh, and the part about kissing on the couch and her putting her sweet little paw on his face is totally true. I saw it with my own eyes.


Stay tuned to "As the Dog House Turns" for the progression of the passionate love affair of Reba and Rascal!

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